31 More Days of Horror: Platoon of the Dead (2009)

Well, it was bound to happen. I wouldn’t have thought it would happen so perfectly though. Midway through an otherwise exceptional horror-fest; I get a real dud.  For the love of all things horror; watch ANYTHING ELSE but this! Watch The Notebook! Watch The Mist! Watch Hannah Montana! Just DON’T watch this.


Platoon of the Dead has got to be the result of a long night that included a bong and some beer. The entire film is one tiresome hack job. The sad thing is I think the creators tried to make a legit zombie movie. They failed (and I venture just like everything else) miserably. Platoon of the Dead isn't even 'so bad, it's funny'. It's just bad; please save yourself and DON'T watch this!!