The Ladykillers (2004)

This is the Coen brothers trying too hard: a great cast has been overwrought in this witless farce of crude jokes, bad accents and stereotypes. 

See the 1955 original starring Sir Alec Guiness and Peter Sellers if you prefer your comedy quirky, but smart.

Valentine's Day (2010)

Relationships are difficult; even more so on Valentine's Day as we see in this trite romantic comedy from director Gary Marshall.

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

With a sold cast including George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, Robert Patrick, Steven Root and Keven Spacey, why did this movie turn out so crappy?

Greenberg (2009)

Ben Stiller stars as a self-absorbed 40-something who won't play the cards life has dealt.

As You Like It (2006)

An overwrought adaptation of Shakespeare’s tale of love and mistaken identity from director Kenneth Branagh set in feudal Japan with a bunch of British people.  Not his best work.

Feast of Love (2007)

Incredibly irritating romantic dramedy with a nice ensemble cast with Morgan Freeman and his ‘God’ personality.

Plaguers (2008)

Plaguers wouldn't make the cut on Mystery Science Theatre: 3000. 

Seriously.

The Ramen Girl (2008)

Eating ramen is more interesting than this dramedy starring the odd waif Brittany Murphy.

House of 9 (2005)

This low-budget and ultimately forgettable imitation of Saw stars Dennis Hopper as a Catholic priest.

That Thing You Do (1996)

This film is as bland as the title suggests.

Old School (2003)

I'm wishing for 90 minutes of my life back right now.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

How about you pretend not to read this and I'll pretend I didn't see it.  DEAR GOD!  MY EYES!!  OH!!  MY EYES!!

The Art of the Steal (2009)

Political maneuvering from the likes Walter and Lenore Annenberg (The Philadelphia), The Pew Charitable Trust, and the City of Philadelphia conspire and succeed to dismantle one man’s humble beginnings that became a brilliant (private) collection of Post-Impressionist and Modern paintings.

The Road (2009)

Beautifully hopeless post-apocalyptic road trip movie starring Viggo Mortenson as Father and unknown youngster Kodi Smit-McPhee as Son; failing health, cannibalistic survivors, and the end of the world threaten their walk to the east coast.

Entre les Murs (2008)

If you have the patience to put up with this French docu-drama, released in the U.S. as The Class, then you will be forever grateful for our public schools.

The Box (2009)

Spazzy melodramatic chemistry-free crap-fest starring Cameron Diaz with a feathered hairdo and the dude that Rachel McAdams dumped in The Notebook—James Marsden

Johnny Got His Gun (1971)

'Powerful antiwar' film—at least that’s what they say.  What I stayed around for a crazy mess.

Pirate Radio (2009)

One awesome looking film with an equally awesome soundtrack, just don't go looking for a plot.

Fever Pitch (2005)

Surprisingly sweet romantic comedy (based on the book by Nick Hornby) about Ben (Jimmy Fallon) a crazed Boston Red Sox fan and his workaholic girlfriend Lindsey (Drew Barrymore) who must overcome their respective obsessions that threaten to destroy their relationship. 

The Cowboy Way (1994)

Every cowboy cliché—actually every cliché known to man—is alive and well thanks to Woody Harrelson and Jack Bauer in this "let's go to the big city and find the daughter of our murdered friend while stumbling our way into every possible scenario including, but not limited to: pricey hookers and hotels, bloodthirsty thugs, crazed cabbies, sweatshop-owning mobsters, and token black (Ernie Hudson) Central Park policemen who always wanted to be a cowboy."