The Ninth Gate (1999)

Dean Corso (Johnny Depp) is a rare book mercenary. He enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the nice paycheck. The unscrupulous Corso is usually engaged by collectors who want a book no matter the cost, like Boris Balkan (Frank Langella). Balkan, a collector of Satanic works, hires Corso to investigate the last known copies of The Ninth Gate. There are three; only one can be genuine. The legend states the engravings found in the genuine book, when properly interpreted, can summon the Devil himself. Corso travels Europe to compare the books in hopes of discovering the truth only to find those who cross his path wind up death. Soon Corso becomes obsessed with the spiritual conspiracy and will stop at nothing to get through the Ninth Gate.

Roman Polanski directs this bloated Gothic drama that is the queerest movie I've seen. Ever! With its religious overtones, The Ninth Gate tries to be psychological and thrilling, but comes across as uninspired and tedious. The plot is neglected, left to languish while Polanski showcases his self-importance. Polanski's cinematic abilities create remarkable work, but his self-absorption here creates a dude.

The Ninth Gate is simply unfocused and therefore unsatisfying. While it contains great elements-- beautiful settings, solid cast {including Lena Olin}, ominous score, amazing cinematography, the film builds to nothingness-- for 2+ hours!!

As I see it, avoid this metaphor for crap. Hades, after 123 minutes I was more than annoyed; I was livid! Damn you, Polanski! I want my minutes back!!